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Lurid Darkling

by Barren Sloppy

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Wrap your claws around the 1st ever Barren Sloppy CD!
    It comes as a 4 panel digipak full of art & music all from the broken mind of Baron Hoppe!

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1.
Born 05:35
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Lyrics: They thrust and thrust She'll push and push And out of her bush Another motherfucking Star is born To shit Welcome to the world. You're guilty! Good luck in this fucked up economy Fresh meat to be chewed down Learn to swim or you'll soon drown Soon I'll drown You have no control and never will So relax with your prescribed pills Only some turds get to float The rest of you just melt away They wipe me out Flush me down Drown me Wipe me out Flush me down Drown me un- Til I stay down Down Stay down Down You better run to school Gotta learn all the rules Prepare to join the service And give us all your blood All your blood They thrust and thrust She'll push and push And out of this bush Another motherfucking star is born To shit Welcome to the war! Yes, sir! That's what you were born for The rich control you with greed Only trickling piss onto me Piss on me! So hurry up and join society No one in this world was born free Bombarded by hypocrisy While peacefully dropping bombs Wipe me out Flush me down Drown me, hun They wipe me out Flush me down Drown me un- Til I stay down Down Stay down Down They wipe me out Flush me down Drown me un- Til I stay down Down Stay down Down I should have died in the womb Born to shit! Born to shit! Born to shit! Born to shit! * 8-28-2017 *
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Slap the Stalker 05:40
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Lyrics: I know a girl A girl that I stalk Her name is Rosie Rosie Palms She is so sexy Rosie makes me horny, baby She knows I'm crazy So she'll never be with me Ohhhh, so I touch myself While I watch her Touch herself She kills the kitten She diddles the skittle I beat the kids We both crank one out Come on cum on the glass I love to watch your sexy ass Come on cum for me Baby I wanna see Where I'm up hiding No way Rosie can see me As I watch her Rub that juicy puss And that's when I fell Through the shattering window Bloody with no clothes And my dick is still rock hard She freaks the hell out Then yells you, "watching me?" Well now its my turn Let me see you stroke it But stay the fuck back Don't want you touchin' me You're fucking gross Now cum for me you bitch I'm slapping the stalker I'm painting the ceiling She's a DJ hero We both crank one out Come on cum on the glass I want to watch your crazy ass Come on cum for me Slap the stalker baby I fuck myself I'll fuck myself while you watch I FUCK MYSELF I FUCK MYSELF WHILE YOU WATCH * 9-1-2017 *
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Fake 04:12
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Lyrics: People lie when they smile And they'll bite like crocodiles Don't ever turn your back Even family will attack The news is bias And I cant decide which Source has the real facts As a matter of fact It all seems to me like a bunch of fiction Reality is stuck in an endless submission HOLD I DON'T BELIEVE I DON'T BELIEVE IT So I create my own reality because this is so FAAAAAKE EVERYTHING IS SO FAAAAAKE There's no reason to trust anymore I don't even trust myself I feel like I could just Ba ba ba ba bbbbbb BUST Cheaters and hypocrites Everyone is so full of it Pictures of a phony family Posers posing perfectly The whole world is a magic show But I'm too skeptical I know its all just smoke and dealers And everyday it gets a little bit clearer That all politicians are always full of shit No I wont buy it I DON'T BELIEVE I DON'T BELIEVE IT I'll escape to my own fantasy because this is so FAAAAAKE EVERYONE IS SO FAAAAAKE There's no reason to trust anymore I don't even trust myself I feel like I could just Ba ba ba ba bbbbb BUST FAAAAAAKKEEEE * 9-6-2017 *
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Head Trip 05:11
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Lyrics: I'm like a vampire Because I suck I suck up all the drugs Until I feel love I've toked a billion puffs But it's never enough And I heard bad trips are rough But that wont happen to us I'm packing up for a trip, baby I got all my bags of hits ready Let's go on a head trip you and me There's so much our third eyes could see I'm flying on a trip with My best friends Mary Jane and Lucy we'll go To the sky for diamonds We'll chase dragons they are All my friends Watch out for the reaper Cuz he is the end I absorb all the dope That I touch I'm not addicted But I love the stuff My dark insides are now Brightened up With these shrooms everything I find Will shine I'm packing up for a trip, baby I got all my bags of hits ready Let go on a head trip you and me There's so much our third eyes could see I'm flying on a trip with My best friends Mary Jane and Lucy we'll go To the sky for diamonds We'll chase dragons they are All my friends Watch out for the reaper Cuz he is the end Death said come with me But I walked away He tried to chain me But I'm not a slave I quit death But he couldn't quit me I feel him Always right behind me He's got his scythe But he cant hurt me Even when I die He'll never catch me So let's all just go on a trip Another drug-induced voyage HEAD TRIP HEAD TRIP * 9-1-2017 *
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Voodoo Sex Doll 05:23
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Lyrics: Someone always wants to fight It seems like almost every single night I used to walk around with my blade Sharpened enough to stick you in the grave But all these idiots are causing me to rage And I wont be locked up in a cage So I study black magic So that I can go on a spiritual attack I swear that I will get you all back When I stick my dick into this sack Now you're my magical sex slaves And I'll make you all squeal every day I'll have an orgasm When I read your obituary I'm tired of fighting So sick of your whining I'll stick it to you With my voodoo Sex doll I'll fuck you all Voodoo sex doll I'll fuck you all Voodoo sex doll Voodoo sex doll No one will find safety None of my enemies can hide from me I can reach right threw the walls Choke on my balls as they smother your doll You feel the stitches start to rip As I shove in the fat tip A smile starts tears across your face Cuz my dick cum has a lovely taste Start to push in from the bottom At first it might feel awesome Until it reaches the back of your throat Eyes turn red as you start to choke I'll have an orgasm When i read your obituary I'm tired of fighting So sick of your whining I'll stick it to you With my voodoo Sex doll I'll fuck you all Voodoo sex doll I'll fuck you all Voodoo sex doll Voodoo sex doll << I call upon the Darklings to grant me the power to fuck my enemies to death >> * 11-3-2017 *
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Purpose 05:45
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Lyrics: To lead a purposeful life follow your passions When we live a passion-filled life we are living on purpose And that is the purpose of life Your purpose is to worship Your purpose is to obey Your purpose is to consume Your purpose is to rape Your purpose is to kill Your purpose is No purpose So you want purpose Priests say god has one That's how they get ya Manipulation They want your green Prey on the weak Don't join their herd Of brain brainless sheep You live your life And I'll live mine Before I need your help I'd kill myself Ya I need a reason To push on But you wont convert me You'll always fail in your mission You'll always fail your mission You'll fail your mission I make my own path I'm not your tool I'm not part of your pack So find another fool You search for purpose But there's no purpose Create your purpose And just do what you do! ya you You search for purpose We're all born worthless Your only purpose Is to just be you ya you! Your only purpose is to just be you, ya you All preachers to me are like a disease Spreading their myths to those in need They say he has a purpose Well not for me I am the god of my own destiny But he is your savior I don't care He died for your sins Bring on the violence Religion is total bullshit That science has popped Just like a zit Religion is popped just like a zit I make my own path I'm not your tool I'm not part of your pack So find another fool You search for purpose But there's no purpose Create your purpose And just do what you do! ya you You search for purpose We're all born worthless Your only purpose Is to just be you ya you! Your only purpose is to just be you, ya you Just be you Just be you Your only purpose is to be YOU NO PURPOSE NO PURPOSE YOUR ONLY PURPOSE IS TO JUST BE YOU NO PURPOSE NO PURPOSE Your only purpose is to just be you * 9-1-2017 *
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Double Headed 07:05
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Lyrics: No matter who I choose It feels like we always lose They wont share and They don't care about you They'll both send us to war Flooding our shores with blood and gore Flip off the double-headed coin So I'll stop paying attention Because it makes no difference When they just wont listen Think we all should just quit our bitchin' Arguing politicians Are always the same in the end Flip off the double-headed coin You're 2 talking heads on a double sided coin! I'll always flip you off because I'll never join you You're 2 talking heads on a double sided coin! I'll always flip you off Flip flip flip it I'll flip it Flip off the double-headed coin No matter who I choose It feels like we always lose They wont share and They don't care about you They'll both send us to war Flooding our shores with blood and gore You're 2 talking heads on a double sided coin! I'll always flip you off because I'll never join you You're 2 talking heads on a double sided coin! I'll always flip you off Flip flip flip it I'll flip it Flip off the double-headed coin You're 2 talking heads on a double sided coin I'll always flip you off because I'll never join You're 2 talking heads on a double sided coin! I'll always flip you off because I'll never join you You're 2 talking heads on a double sided coin! I'll always flip you off Flip flip flip it I'll flip it Flip off the double-headed coin * 3-29-2018 *
8.
Rock Dont Stop 03:03
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Lyrics: ROCK Get up and clean yourself up It's time to get back on the grind They always need ya overtime Break your back for a paycheck That you gotta give away anyway It's enough to make you crazy If you don't rock out everyday DON'T STOP! ALWAYS ROCK! DON'T STOP! ALWAYS ROCK! DON'T STOP! ALWAYS ROCK! DON'T STOP! ALWAYS ROCK! ALWAYS ROCK! Slap your face and join the rat-race Enter the workplace and throw down your briefcase Just another day as a sad wage slave Wasting away at a job that you hate It's enough to make you crazy If you don't rock out everyday DON'T STOP! ALWAYS ROCK! DON'T STOP! ALWAYS ROCK! DON'T STOP! ALWAYS ROCK! DON'T STOP! ALWAYS ROCK! ALWAYS ROCK! It's enough to make you crazy If you don't rock out everyday DON'T STOP! ALWAYS ROCK! DON'T STOP! ALWAYS ROCK! DON'T STOP! ALWAYS ROCK! DON'T STOP! ALWAYS ROCK! ALWAYS ROCK! NEVER STOP! ALWAYS ROCK! yayayayayaYAAAAAA! \m/ \m/ * 3-29-2018 *
9.
You Beat Me 03:25
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Lyrics: You scream at me And you beat me I take your pain I take your pleasure Give me them both And I'll be yours forever I like it rough You can slap my butt Scratch me til I bleed Please torture me You scream at me while I cum And ya beat me til I go You scream at me while I cum And ya beat me til I go Now go away Fuck Fulfill my dreams You are my queen I'll bend the knee While you whip me Kick my balls Throw me into the walls Swallow my seed Please torture me You scream at me while I cum And ya beat me til I go You scream at me while I cum And ya beat me til I go Now go away You scream at me And you beat me And I love it, baybay You scream at me while I cum And ya beat me til I go You scream at me while I cum And ya beat me til I go Now go away * 3-29-2018 *
10.
Reality Check 05:03
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Lyrics: As I walk at night With my bloody knife I look to the sky And wonder if I'm alive The love always dies The pain always fades And in the end we'll all be gone And rotted away I wonder if reality Is all just really An illusion Am I really me? Who is this voice Inside of my head Are they the soul Whose there when I lose control I need to check my reality So I'm going to check you, reality Is this all a dream Plugged into machines Are there godly beings Watching over things Are the crazy Insane really Or is it just their own reality Stuck in this body Til I'm nobody I know I don't believe Just what my eyes can see But how can eternity co-exist In a universe with entropy I need to check my reality So I'm going to check you, reality Is life just an illusion? Do I even exist? Reality check I need to check my reality So I'm going to check you, reality! * 10-3-2017 *
11.
Insane Hurricane 02:39
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Lyrics: I am the eye of the hurricane I bring the wind and flooding rain I am the eye of the hurricane I'll leave you all in pain I am a hurricane! So you better hunker the fuck down! I am a hurricane! Blow! The barren sloppy land is filled with mass graves Inside them lie all my enemies These mother fuckers got in my way Now they rot while I get to play I am the eye of a hurricane Evacuate or be in pain I seem calm But I'm gonna go nuts Suddenly goin' off just like a fire bomb Best to stay the fuck away Cuz I always hurt Everybody near me Path of destruction Following behind me Surrounded by sadness and pain Everything's spinning so fast It makes me fucking go insane I am the eye of the hurricane I bring the thunder and lightning I am the eye of the hurricane Category insane I am a hurricane! So you better hunker the fuck down! I am a hurricane! Blow! Everything I touch fucking dies I'm surrounded by death and flies Every day's another shit day So just stay the fuck away from me I'll blow you away! * 9-6-2017 *
12.
Nothing Left 06:36
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Lyrics: There once was a boy who wanted it all But he was naïve And blinded By all of his greed He thought that he would be king But the world just threw up on all of his dreams Then death took them away Gone with his family Darkness swallowed all of his friends He is me and I hate him So nothing is left for me now And everyone has gone away Possessions just bring me down Is death my only escape Help me out He lost all of his feelings Not sure if he's even breathing He didn't know it would be so hard To have his heart torn apart Missing in action Everyone's gone Fires are burning Everything he touches Then death took them away Gone with his family Darkness swallowed all of his friends He is me and I hate him So nothing is left for me now And everyone has gone away Possessions just bring me down Is death my only escape So nothing is left for me now And everyone has gone away Possessions just bring me down Is death my only escape Help me out So I become so numb That I cant feel any pain There's nothing for me now There's nothing left for me now * 9-16-2017 *

about

Lurid Darkling is a tale about a person who is breaking apart.

At a young age Barren Sloppy believed in dreams, and thought the world is a bright place full of magic! Unfortunately, as Barren grew older, it became apparent that the world is actually full of darkness and monsters.
Barren watched helplessly as family died, and friends disappeared. Over time, all of the dreams began to crumble away until there was nothing left.

Follow along with Barren Sloppy through the discovery of sex, drugs, politics, and disaster.

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Special thanks to my wife, Amber, and our 3 kids, Tyler, Bria, & Luke
for always supporting and putting up with me. You all ROCK !
Thank you Gary Sloan & Tony Martz for all the great audio advise.
And a huge THANK YOU to my mom, dad, brother, and
other family & friends who help me through the dark times.

Reach out and connect with me online
facebook.com/barrensloppy
twitter.com/barrensloppy
youtube.com/channel/UCH_F1Kd3Ts3JVTYLDc8a0ZQ

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released October 13, 2018

Baron Hoppe performed, recorded, & mixed all of the
guitar - bass - drums - vocals - keyboard - ocarina
didgeridoo & harmonica from his home studio

All BS art and logos are Baron Hoppe’s own design
This album was mastered by REDUX RECORDING STUDIO

Sloppy Crow Studio ~ 2018

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Barren Sloppy Lehigh Acres, Florida

Welcome to my world!
It's a dark place where all of my inner demons have been unleashed.
I enjoy voodoo and long walks on hot coals.
I am Baron Hoppe, and I am BARREN SLOPPY.

Don't stop!
Always ROCK!


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