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The Blood Bard

by Barren Sloppy

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1.
Unreal 03:47
Lyrics: Deceiving manipulative pricks Lying to gullible shits Building An army Of idiots Now You could shoot someone And get away With murder The cult will always cheer for you Its just so unreal to me Too many living in a fantasy Its just so unreal to me Its UNREAL I've got to get some wind underneath my wings So that I can soar so High above all the craziness Down below Where those wild humans fight & roam I gotta get so high The legion of dumb Has come for the educated Been made to feel emasculated For too long The wild hairless apes want to takeover Controlling everyone Without any say at all And pretend that its the other way Their role-reversal makes me crazy Ignorant selfish jerks No cares for anyone else Destroying The planet They call home Now You can tear it all down The mountains The trees Replace'm with buildings Its just so unreal to me Too many living in a fantasy Its just so unreal to me Its UNREAL Living in a dream world Is where we'll all be When there is no ground left For anyone to kill on If consuming is the way then Polluting is the future Its just too unreal for me to fight for So what am I supposed to do The answer might lie in VR Escape to my place Escape to my home A virtual space where I can be left alone Escape to my place Escape to my throne A comfortable space where I can sit alone Escape to my place Escape to my home A virtual space where I can be left alone Escape to my place Escape to my throne A comfortable space where I can sit alone Its just so UNREAL Badobabdadaba sketttdooot dooo Unreal * 2-17-2022 *
2.
Mosquito 04:52
Lyrics: Well hey there! You can come along if ya just want to Hang with me We can go On a journey I don't mind if you wanna Tag along Hear this warning I'm not always fun in the mornings Or at night Awwoooo! You can take everything I don't mind Even feed on my blood It's all yours But just be advised Sometimes I SLAP I SLAP SsSsSLAP SSSLLLLAAAAAPPP So sorry I must apologize for my behavior I lost control My mistake The world falling apart has made me crazed Damaged brain Oh sometimes When I'm annoyed I just freak out And that's when I Oooohhhhhh SLAP I SLAP Oh SLAP SSSLLLLAAAAAAPPP Mosquito * 4-7-2022 *
3.
HumAndroid 04:27
Lyrics: I saw somethin' A side of me Somethin' that I've never seen I'm becoming more machine Than human At least that's how it seems Like a disease Robotic human evolution It's the future Or it's the end Eat these chips, try some flips Now you cant throw no fits Programed to take bullshit That's how they get your mind Taken over I don't want them, I don't need them No injections with your needles Full of microscopic nanobots in me Do not app me Eat these chips, try some flips Now you can't throw no fits Programed to take bullshit That's how they get your mind I don't want them I don't need them No injections with your needles Full of microscopic nanobots In me So, people are programmable Androids But I will never ever change Code cracker The humandroids are controlled But not me No I will never ever change Mind hacker Feel the connection Unity Updated like a new machine More robotic with every moment We're becoming an android army Like a virus We'll make the wild world sick No it's not the future, no Cuz it's the end So people are programmable Androids But I will never ever change Code cracker The humandroids are controlled Not me I will never ever change Mind hacker BEWARE THE HUMANDROIDS Beep boop, bop boop, beep bop * 5-24-2022 *
4.
Lyrics: I love how You blow my mind Palms sweatin' Knees shakin' Big thinker That's why you're a find Blood pumpin' Breath takin' I'm like zombie Try pick at your brain Must ask for a date before they slip away I got hearts for big smarts I love it You blew my mind Palms sweatin' Knees shakin' Big thinker That's why you're mine Blood pumpin' Breath takin' I'm like zombie Chewed up on your brain Must ask for their hand before they run away * 7-20-2022 *
5.
Lyrics: ATTENTION PLEASE DO NOT PRESS THE SHINY RED BUTTON I feel the urges growing inside me Look at that shiny thing calling to me I wanna push it, gotta press it down right now BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM Burnt up like toast I don't care vaporize me into a ghost The red desire To set my soul on fire I don't know what to do Do what I'm supposed to Or do what I want to do No Control yourself Ahhhhh RrraaahhrrrRRAHHHAAA I cant control myself Cant stop myself Cant help myself Cant bring myself To listen to any voices Besides the one from the red demon It's screaming at me It's yelling at me Instructing me to PRESS THE BUTTON NOOWWW!!! THANK YOU FOR PRESSING THE SHINY RED BUTTON SELF DESTRUCT IN 15 (countdown) BOOM * 11-4-2022 *
6.
Level Up 04:16
Lyrics: I'm powered up My headset charged I am prepared for the grind Shiny axe Beam of light Guide me through these dark times I'm powered up My hearts are full I am prepared for the grind On dragons fly Wisp by my side Defeat the boss Save the day I just got a level up Now I'm powered up Still not strong enough Gotta do some more grinding Keep on battling If you wanna be OP Got another level up Now I'm powered up Still not strong enough Gotta do some more grinding Keep on battling If you wanna be OP (Over Powered) I'm powered up My mana charged I am prepared for the grind Shiny axe Beam of light Guide me through these dark times I'm powered up My hearts are full I am prepared for the grind On dragons fly Wisp by my side Defeat the boss Save the day I just got a level up Now I'm powered up Still not strong enough Gotta do some more grinding Keep on battling If you wanna be OP Got another level up Fully powered up Now I'm strong enough Love to do some sword swinging Always battling Because I am OP (Over Powered) Final Boss! I FINALLY FOUND YOU AND NOW I WILL DEFEAT YOU ROAR GAME OVER! * 12-13-2022 *
7.
UmbRAGE 04:12
Lyrics: Demons in the shadows Everywhere I go I see them Conjuring madness in my mind Soo000 The stress has got me Doing back flips in my head Trying not to take offense At all annoyances You're all annoying me UmbRAGE So I rage out UmbRAGE Gotta Gotta stop myself from Raging out The clowns are creeping downtown Buffoons all around me Everyone is just a joke Ha Ha ha ha There is no escape from All these brainless mutants My waking life's a nightmare All the idiocy You're all killing me UmbRAGE So I rage out UmbRAGE Gotta Gotta stop myself from Raging out again Hypersensitivity sucks chode I need you to know that I'm always on the edge About to lose control Twitching, fidgeting, sweating My brain starts throbbing and spinning All the annoying Everyone tends to make list So many hypocrites OCD Get away from me Before I lose my sanity UMBRAGE * 2-7-2023 *
8.
Lyrics: Ahhhhoooooohhhh (Kill 'em, I want them dead, I want them all dead) The toxic air I'm breathing As I stare out to red tides Thinking of the world's destruction Destruction This is my world And if I wanna I'll burn the forest I'll tear it all down I need my profits I don't give a fuck About anyone else None but myself The toxic air I'm breathing As I stare out to red tides Thinking of the world's destruction Destruction While we kill each other All will kneel and pray for peace Thinking of the world's destruction Destruction This is my world And if I wanna I'll burn the forest I'll tear it all down I need my profits I don't give a fuck About anyone else None but myself There is no way I'd ever stop polluting The world is my ashtray So you can butt out When there's no animals I'll just eat poor people I did my it way My wants is what I gots People Are EVIL You people You're all so EVIL Kill them Kill them all Wipe them out I don't care about the planet Just do it Fuck the animals Kill the trees Fuck the ocean Kill the planet Tear it all down Destroy everything People Are EVIL You people You're all so EVIL People Are EVIL You people YOU'RE EVIL The toxic air I'm breathing As I stare out to red tides Thinking of the world's destruction Destruction While we kill each other All will kneel and pray for peace Thinking of the world's destruction Destruction * 4-1-2023 *
9.
Lyrics: NO EXCUSES All I ever Wanted from you Was the truth No excuses NO EXCUSES You have done no wrong You're not responsible Cover all your tracks And always make up good excuses NO - eXecute the eXcuses - Makes me want to eXecute you! - eXecute the eXcuses - Makes me want to eXecute you! X X X X All I ever Needed from you Was the truth No excuses NO EXCUSES X You have done no wrong You're not responsible Covered all your tracks And always made up good excuses NO - eXecute the eXcuses - Makes me want to eXecute you! - eXecute the eXcuses - Makes me want to eXecute you! X X X X YA - eXecute the eXcuses - - eXecute the eXcuses - - eXecute the eXcuses - - eXecute your eXcuses - X X X X * 5-11-2023 *
10.
Lyrics: Every living creature Will all soon be dead Might as well just consume them Bite the head Filling up on meat and poultry That's what bulks me up Time for dinner Let the bell ring Murder Munchies Just a little taste of murder Feed it to me We're already doomed forever Murder Munchies Just a little taste of murder Feed it to me We're already doomed forever Murder Munchies Killing small bugs and eating meat Stomp on the flowers Cutting down the trees So much fun for me, ha It's totally legal Gonna crush this beetle Pull off fly wings And watch them squirm As they die before my eyes Murder Munchies Just a little taste of murder Feed it to me We're already doomed forever Murder Munchies Just a little taste of murder Feed it to me We're already doomed forever Murder Munchies MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MUNCHY MUNCHY MUNCHY MUNCHY MUNCHY MUNCHY MUNCHY MUNCHY Just a little taste of murder Feed it to me We're already doomed forever Murder Munchies Just a little taste of murder Feed it to me We're already doomed forever Murder Munchies FEED ME Just a little taste of murder Feed it to me We're already doomed forever Murder Munchies MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MUNCHY MUNCHY MUNCHY MUNCHY MUNCHY MUNCHY MUNCHY MUNCHY Mmmama yum yum nom nom chchewwkkkkxXXX (DeaD) * 6-26-2023 *
11.
Opposite Day 04:20
Lyrics: The moon is hotter than the sun Broken bones are fun House cats dancing outside in the rain Something else insane Let's find who to blame For making us suffer another annoyingly crazy ass Opposite Day It happened again Now we're stuck in another Web of lies Trying to find my way out Got to get away from here Hey Hey It's Opposite Day Hey Hey It's Opposite Day Hey Hey So it's Time to lie Lie around all day So The moon is hotter than the sun Broken bones are fun House cats dancing outside in the rain Something else insane Let's find who to blame For making us suffer another annoyingly crazy ass Opposite Day Hey Hey It happened again Suddenly up is down Spinning my head around Got to figure out why Everyone's going the wrong way Time to say the wrong things Make life more confusing Trying to find my way out Got to get away from here Hey Hey It's Opposite Day Hey Hey It's Opposite Day Hey Hey So it's Time to lie Lie around all day Uh huh ya baby Don't lie around Don't lie to me Don't lie Don't lie to me The moon is hotter than the sun Broken bones are fun House cats dancing outside in the rain Something else insane Lets find who to blame For making us suffer another annoyingly crazy ass opposite Another annoyingly crazy ass Opposite Another annoyingly crazy ass Opposite Day * 10-13-2023 *
12.
Lyrics: Tag you're it Butt naked by the sex swings In sand pits We'll bury all our problems I never wanted to grow up So I'll just get drunk on the hop scotch Swing by the jungle gyms and Hang with all my best friends Playtown The adult playground Unwind Boobies bouncing on the trampolines King of the hill on the balance beam That's what I mean when I say (when he says) Unwind Sit back and enjoy the ride On this 100ft slide Slick so you wont catch a rash on your ass So I don't wanna Don't wanna hear no sass Relax Let's run to the playground We'll all have a blast Hangin' with all of our friends So let's run to the playground Where we'll all have a blast Hangin' with all of our friends again Yeah That's the spot Tagged I'm it Now I have use my 4 square To capture the flag Before the floor is lava We'll all fall in But we get to eat some ice cream Yum Yum Now my brain has frozen Playtown The adult playground Unwind Boobies bouncing on the trampolines King of the hill on the balance beam That's what I mean when I say (when he says) Unwind Sit back and enjoy the ride On this 100ft slide Slick so you wont catch a rash on your ass So I don't wanna Don't wanna hear no sass Ahhhhhh Let's run to the playground We'll all have a blast Hangin' with all of our friends So let's run to the playground Where we'll all have a blast Hangin' with all of our friends Oh yeah * 11-25-2023 *
13.
My Shot 08:30
Lyrics: I gave it my all Played my hand Swung for the fences but only struck out At least I tried I didn't hide From who I am That I feel inside Took my shot I took my shot, oh ya I took my shot Missed the target Another fucking fail But I feel like it's a win Cuz I went all in (balls deep) Now I feel less pain Tormenting of my soul Artistic release The expression of my voice Follow your dreams I gave it my all Played my hand Swung for the fences but only struck out At least I tried I didn't hide From who I am That I feel inside Took my shot I took my shot I took my shot Woah Yeah Do or DIE There is no try Even if you don't win You can shove it all in (balls deep) Now I feel no pain Refreshing for my soul Artistic release The expression of my voice FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!!! I gave it my all Played my hand Swung for the fences but only struck out At least I tried I didn't hide From who I am That I feel inside Took my shot I took my shot, oh ya I took my shot THIS IS MY SHOT! AAAHHHHHH!!!!! BANG! (DeaD) * 1-19-2024 *

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The Blood Bard, Barren Sloppy, unleashes epic audio adventures on the world! .... What's left of it anyway.

This album is about using your own light to fight back against the overwhelming darkness that threatens to consume our very existence.

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released March 23, 2024

Baron Hoppe wrote, performed, recorded, & mixed all of the
guitars - bass - drums - vocals - keyboard - ocarina
didgeridoo & harmonica from his home studio

All BS art and logos are Baron Hoppe’s own design
More of my art can be found here:
facebook.com/BHoppeCreations
deviantart.com/digiratcomics

This album was mastered at Sloppy Crow Studio by Baron Hoppe

SLOPPY CROW STUDIO ~ 2024

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Barren Sloppy Lehigh Acres, Florida

Welcome to my world!
It's a dark place where all of my inner demons have been unleashed.
I enjoy voodoo and long walks on hot coals.
I am Baron Hoppe, and I am BARREN SLOPPY.

Don't stop!
Always ROCK!


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