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Slap the Stalker

from Lurid Darkling by Barren Sloppy

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This slap bass funk-rock song is about a man that is obsessed with a woman who knows he is a total creep. As he stalks her one night, he gets lucky enough to catch her masturbating! While trying to get naked himself, he falls out of a tree and smashes threw her window! Covered in blood and glass, he is now blackmailed into jerking off while she watches.
And they lived happily ever after.

lyrics

Lyrics:

I know a girl
A girl that I stalk
Her name is Rosie
Rosie Palms
She is so sexy
Rosie makes me horny, baby
She knows I'm crazy
So she'll never be with me
Ohhhh, so I touch myself
While I watch her
Touch herself

She kills the kitten
She diddles the skittle
I beat the kids
We both crank one out

Come on cum on the glass
I love to watch your sexy ass
Come on cum for me
Baby I wanna see

Where I'm up hiding
No way Rosie can see me
As I watch her
Rub that juicy puss
And that's when I fell
Through the shattering window
Bloody with no clothes
And my dick is still rock hard
She freaks the hell out
Then yells you, "watching me?"
Well now its my turn
Let me see you stroke it
But stay the fuck back
Don't want you touchin' me
You're fucking gross
Now cum for me you bitch

I'm slapping the stalker
I'm painting the ceiling
She's a DJ hero
We both crank one out

Come on cum on the glass
I want to watch your crazy ass
Come on cum for me
Slap the stalker baby

I fuck myself
I'll fuck myself while you watch

I FUCK MYSELF

I FUCK MYSELF WHILE YOU WATCH


* 9-1-2017 *

credits

from Lurid Darkling, released October 13, 2018
Written & Performed by Baron Hoppe

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Barren Sloppy Lehigh Acres, Florida

Welcome to my world!
It's a dark place where all of my inner demons have been unleashed.
I enjoy voodoo and long walks on hot coals.
I am Baron Hoppe, and I am BARREN SLOPPY.

Don't stop!
Always ROCK!


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